Sphere Cow is a complete team player, he has no sharp edges, so no co-workers are insulted by his words. He is soft spoken and always seems to get difficult members to cooperate.
Long Cow is the most outspoken around the farm. He always makes the bold moves that everyone else is afraid to take. I guess you could say he is never afraid to stick his neck out there.
Wide Cow is the enforcer of the herd. He makes sure everyone is in line. If you see him eyeing you up, you're pushing the limits.
The Farmer is the brains of the operation. He is always calculating the next best move. He also serves as the caretaker to the bunch, keeping them well fed and happy.